Title: What I Go To School For
Author's summary: Gerard has a strict policy when it comes to teachers, namely that they should be avoided at all costs because every last one of the bastards is out to get him.
(Mikey says Gerard is paranoid. Gerard says that's exactly what they want him to think.)
What's getting to Gerard is that he's never had any reason to doubt his theory before now. Now, though... well. All of a sudden, Gerard does have a reason to question his policy, and it wears ties and cardigans and ridiculously dorky sweater vests and gets all excited about metaphors.
A teacher!Frank fic, in which cliches abound.